July 3, 2016
4:21 p.m.

Well, once again Independence Day is near, and I am freaking out because I really am not a fan of the celebration.

Look, I'm as patriotic as the next guy--maybe even more than the next guy. I'm grateful to live in this country.

I never turn my back on the chance to eat a good barbeque dinner and spend time with family and friends. I even enjoy a well-organized fireworks show every once in a blue moon. Pyrotechnics are impressive when done right.

Unfortunately, this is generally not the way I spend the holiday. I usually spend it cowering in fear that one of my less-than-sensible neighbors is going to set fire to my house with their illegal fireworks. I also spend it worrying about any of my loved ones who might have to be traveling, because along with the barbeque, a lot of these celebrants are going to imbibe a lot of alcohol and then drive.

So...not a fan of the 4th of July.

Please do me a favor, everyone. If you're in an area that doesn't permit fireworks, follow the rules and be safe!

If you are allowed fireworks in your area, please use them safely. Be careful.

Take care of your pets. More pets are lost on July 4th than any other day of the year.

Don't drink and drive!!

None of what I have said here requires more from you than just using common sense. I know it's in you. Don't make me beg.
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 Ha ha. It just rained enough to make me go turn off the water. Guess I'll go turn it back on. That turned out to be a big ole tease!!
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Anyway, I know I sound like a big old grouchy grump who hates holidays, but I just want everyone to be safe. So fire up the grill and toss those salads, eat to your heart's content and visit with your loved ones. View a professional fireworks display--or stay inside and watch a good movie. Just have a safe and Happy 4th of July!!